a young boy had just gotten his drivers permit joke

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?Īnswer: Moses.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.Then when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.' When we want her, we just go to the airport and get her. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lives.The bad news is that it's still out there in your pockets.' The good news is that we have enough money to pay for our building program. One Sunday a pastor announced to his congregation: 'I have good news and bad news.The song leader stood and announced with a smile, 'For our closing song, let us sing hymn 365: 'Shall We Gather at the River?''. With even greater emphasis, he said, 'If I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.'įinally, he said, 'If I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.' With great fervor, he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.' A preacher was completing a sermon on temperance.(This one was told by Pastor Harbuziuk at the camp in Canada in the summer of 1994):.

A young boy had just gotten his drivers permit joke